Grousing

I should have known better.

As usual, I didn’t.

Grouse in Idaho opened two days ago, so we decided on our initial attack today. Today’s high is supposed to be 96. It’s been hot, and smoke from a new fire near Cascade has choked our valley thickly after a brief teaser of a few clear days. The hills are parched and the trails talcum. Visibility is solely conceptual. But we left early, undeterred and — speaking only for myself — brain dead.

This is the time of year I never seem to remember much. My excitement to get out with the dogs and the gun always seems to occlude the simple memory of years of early September disappointment of getting out with the dogs and the gun.

We walked for a while on an old road that was supposed to be closed, but which vehicles had simply gone around the locked gate; onX and the USFS map show these places as non-motorized but in reality it’s a crap shoot if people comply. ‘Merica.

After a bit, the dogs reached Pole Creek and we heard the first grouse bust of the day. My heart quickened. When we reached the tiny creek, we saw the typical nuclear winter of cattle. See the video. Or don’t. You’ve seen it before, I’m sure.

The dogs busted a few more grouse but my heart had left the station.

Remind me next year to read this post before I go grouse hunting again.

Comments

19 responses to “Grousing”

  1. Mark Smutny Avatar
    Mark Smutny

    Bovines: eating shitting trampling machines. How I love a good medium rare ribeye!

    1. Bob McMichael Avatar

      I know, right? Me to myself: hypocrite much?

    2. Ben Voris Avatar
      Ben Voris

      A friend in Iowa refers to Whitetail deer as “tasty vermin”. I think much the same of cattle in the west.

      1. Bob McMichael Avatar

        Since I stopped big game hunting, I’ve had to eat crow on the “no beef” vow…

  2. Cliff Church Avatar
    Cliff Church

    Disturbing. It always is. I sometimes encounter the same things on a stream I hunt and fish in western Montana. Hate to see it.

    1. Bob McMichael Avatar

      Yes, seems like the new normal, Cliff.

  3. Dennis Korte Avatar
    Dennis Korte

    Your comment about ‘Merica doesn’t suit you. As an American that has lived nearly 30 years outside the US, the last 25 being in Latin America, seeing your comment, and knowing that you are thinking “rednecks”, or the “un educated” —dare I put the word “deplorables” in your mouth— as I’m sure you deem them, I can only laugh. I’ve hunted in several countries other than the US and have seen many more examples of a lack of respect for the rules and the land, than when I travel every year to chase upland birds stateside in S. Dakota, Montana and my birth state of Idaho.

  4. Brett D Avatar
    Brett D

    Got out yesterday on an old gated logging road, in your neck of the woods, with only boot tracks a little ways up it. Did see a bull, as in cow, but no annihilation zones. After a mile or so got into our first two blues. Too quick for a shot. Then a larger group, missed o e but knocked down second on an over the head shot. Nice to be back out. Me and the pup have work to do.
    There are still good places away from most people. Better luck next time. Cheers, Brett

    1. Bob McMichael Avatar

      Absolutely, Brett. I should have known better than trying that particular spot. Sounds like you had a great outing in a good spot (the two places I wanted to go have been burned up).

  5. Greg Munther Avatar
    Greg Munther

    Cattle at $1.35/aum are destroying public land resources, especially fostering the takeover by invasive weed species. I know a small enclosure on BLM ground north of Emmett that demonstrates what the plant community was before wiped out by cattle abuses.

    1. Bob McMichael Avatar

      I agree, Greg. It’s increasingly frustrating to see the impact of taxpayer-funded desecration of “multiple use” public land.

  6. Anthony Ellertson Avatar
    Anthony Ellertson

    I almost went, but then remembered it was a holiday weekend in the smoke. It will be next weekend for me instead.

    1. Bob McMichael Avatar

      Good luck next weekend, Anthony. I hope you find some good cover out of the smoke!

  7. kerry28ga Avatar
    kerry28ga

    Sorry for your experience with the environment and habitat, Bob. In eastern ID, I am pleased to report that the ATVs didn’t drive around a gate and the old logging road produced nice sized brood coveys and an occasional rooster that reminded dogs and me how off our game we are.
    Although bears weren’t an issue for me, a nearby archer tangled with one, shot by his buddy. One of my dogs killed two, yes 2, spicey kittys…thankfully I had hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and dish detergent. The other dog tangled with a porky; porky won. But that didn’t stop us from enjoying grouse for a couple of meals. Regards.

    1. Bob McMichael Avatar

      Sounds like a lot to process, Kerry. I’m still knocking on wood about porcupines and skunks. Glad you got to enjoy the grouse: still my favorite bird to eat, but usually collateral damage from a chukar hunt.

  8. Connor Geelhoed Avatar
    Connor Geelhoed

    I must say, Dr. McMichael, that I have thoroughly enjoyed reading your articles and visiting your blog. It has inspired me to create my own, which is in the process of being formed. Cheers and happy hunting!

    1. Bob McMichael Avatar

      Thanks for your comment, Connor. Send me a link to your blog when it’s ready. I’d love to see it!

  9. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    There’s places in the middle and southern tiers of this country where raising beef is far more efficient than the high desert.
    As the grandson of a cattleman it breaks my heart to see the environmental damage done to our public lands
    At least make them pay the freight
    “ Multiple Use” is an oxymoron, try o say the least. BLM manages nothing
    Wildlife is on the losing end of this whole deal. If you think it’s bad where you hunt Bob, go down to the Owhyhee’s
    The big fires of 14&15 have tipped the scale to invasive plant species and the cattle are out there year round. I love ranchers and their lifestyle but enough is enough

    1. Bob McMichael Avatar

      Jeff, thanks for your comment. I appreciate your situation a little, having lived and participated in a very small ranching community for over a decade in western Idaho. Many of my best students and most positive relationships were with ranching families. Most seemed very conscientious about their stewardship obligations, but the whole game of invasive species just seems unwinnable, regardless. It’s just plain sad. And I do eat beef, so I have to acknowledge my own part in this. I wish there were a better path. Thanks again for reading and commenting.

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